Phillip ([info]wingedwhale) wrote,
@ 2009-05-20 01:40:00
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Hikaru Genji.
Birthday:The 11th Century.
Birthplace:Miyako, Japan.
Current Location:One of my many mansions.
Eye Color:Black.
Hair Color:Black.
Height:Hella short.
Right Handed or Left Handed:Probably right-handed.
Your Heritage:Illicit son of the emperor and an imperial consort.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Some uncomfortable shit.
Your Weakness:The Vag.
Your Fears:My best friend will rape more women than me.
Your Perfect Pizza:Tied with 8 other pizzas in a noblewomen's pizza contest.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Build another mansion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Exquisite.
Thoughts First Waking Up:Where my pussycats at
Your Best Physical Feature:Radiant skin.
Your Bedtime:When I'm good and ready, bitch.
Your Most Missed Memory:FUJITSUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pepsi or Coke:Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King:MacDonalds.
Single or Group Dates:Group, as long as I am the only man.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I'm not sure if tea was imported from China yet.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:The tea was forgiveably anachronistic. This is a problem.
Do you Smoke:Hell yes.
Do you Swear:I glare so hard it causes the receiver to die.
Do you Sing:Yes. Songs of longing, of course.
Do you Shower Daily:I do not shower.
Have you Been in Love:I have this Freudian issue that causes me to love everyone.
Do you want to go to College:I've already sent my son to college.
Do you want to get Married:I already have multiple wives.
Do you belive in yourself:Wouldn't you, too?
Do you get Motion Sickness:You almost got me with the coffee. Cars do not exist.
Do you think you are Attractive:The women who have fallen prey to my lovin' can't be wrong.
Are you a Health Freak:I've taken sacred vows a few times, but nothing extreme.
Do you get along with your Parents:FUJITSUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you like Thunderstorms:I once received an exquisite poem about thunderstorms.
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:There's a chance my drinking water is unsafe, so probably.
In the past month have you Smoked:Probably.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Murasaki's incense smelled pretty funny.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:There is only surprise sex with Hikaru Genji.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:GOTCHA
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Right culture, but still not invented.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes. I did some exquisite dance or some shit.
In the past month have you been Dumped:HIKARU GENJI DOES NOT GET DUMPED
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Public nudity is an unforgiveable sin worthy of spirit possession.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I pretended the flute was supposed to go to me.
Ever been Drunk:Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:No.
Ever been Beaten up:No, but some bitch keeps possessing my wives.
Ever Shoplifted:I am rich beyond all imagining.
How do you want to Die:Ambiguously.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Rich and powerful. Score!
What country would you most like to Visit:Korea.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Black.
Favourite Hair Color:Black.
Short or Long Hair:Long, flowing disheveled hair.
Height:Hella short.
Weight:Noblewomen were forbidden to work, so...fat?
Best Clothing Style:Kimonos passionately cast off, if you know what I mean.
Number of Drugs I have taken:The same of Murasaki's shady incense will last two lifetimes.
Number of CDs I own:I have twentNOTINVENTEDYET
Number of Piercings:None.
Number of Tattoos:None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:FUJITSUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[info]flyingteapot
2009-05-20 10:15 am UTC (link)
Dammit, why did I read this while I was studying for Japanese Art History. Now all this is going to come out on the final that's in 5 hours oh god

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[info]1954
2009-05-20 09:06 pm UTC (link)
In the past month have you been Dumped: HIKARU GENJI DOES NOT GET DUMPED

UH HUH YEAH WELL A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME ABOUT UTSUSEMI, GENJI, REMEMBER HER? AND WHAT ABOUT ASAGAO? AND YOUR PRECIOUS TAMAKAZURA.

YEAH

SO

YEAH

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[info]wingedwhale
2009-05-20 11:31 pm UTC (link)
ASAGAO GOT POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT

I SWEAR

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[info]wingedwhale
2009-05-20 11:32 pm UTC (link)
OH WAIT THAT'S YUUGAO FUCKING FACE LADIES

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[info]capsulekei
2009-05-21 05:34 am UTC (link)
I believe I must echo the complaint about the lack of an "I like" button...
He loves fat ladies hell yeah.

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